Kim Kardashian will be accompanying boyfriend (and soon to be fiancé?) Reggie Bush in Miami for his trip to the Super Bowl in a couple weeks.
Of course her safety is priority number one, which is why she will be touring the city in this behemoth of a vehicle, the Vault XXL2 Armor Horse Limousine.
Yes, Ms. Kardashian will be riding around in a paddy wagon/RV/semi-truck, which makes total sense, since everybody is out to get her, and she needs a vehicle that is pretty much military grade.
This is great news for me, since I have recently become a huge fan of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians”, and I’m gonna need that show to stick around for awhile (next week’s actually looks pretayyyyyyy good).
Co-worker and former biology lab partner Boone has another theory as to why she needs this particular ride:
“She needs something that big to fit that humongous ace”.
Just think of Billy Madison when reading that statement.