Do you think the level of sexual harassment events in offices skyrockets on Wednesdays?  I think they probably do.  All with the same joke.  Lamers.

  • Hey, what do you know?  UConn women won!  It’s only their 80th in a row!  I guess it’s a quality win, they did beat the #2 team in the country.  Do you think UConn has probably 11 of the best 12 players in the country?
  • In case you missed the Peyton Hillis interview with Jim Rome yesterday, you can listen to it here.  I was not aware that people were comparing him to Chuck Norris.  I never thought those jokes were funny.
  • The Cavs beat the 76ers last night, and five players in double figures.  J.J. Hickson is working his way into Byron Scott’s doghouse, playing only 17 minutes.  Is this dude ever going to get it?  It’s frustrating to see that talent go to waste.
  • Yesterday I kind of touched on Michael Vick’s fantasy stats, but here is one guy’s account of how he lost an EIGHTY POINT LEAD due to his performance.  How come my Yahoo! Fantasy Football doesn’t look like that?  GWCS, I want answers!
  • The Steelers cut Jeff Reed yesterday, who was the team’s third all time leading scorer.  He also got in a fight with a a paper towel dispenser once.  His hair also sucked.  That was a cuttable offense in itself.  No, cuttable is not a word.  I already know.
  • It’s amazing I’m not a zombie today.  The wind last night blew open my screen door and slammed it around 2:30, waking me up.  I couldn’t fall back asleep until 5:00.  My girlfriend woke up at 7:00 for work, and I’ve been up since.  I must be some kind of superhero.

Check out the end of this high school game.  I don’t know what’s more amazing, the fact that there is a midget playing on the team, or the dude’s ridiculous footwork on the sideline.

One more thing…me and my buddy Dan started another blog, Fall Off The Stool.  The language is NSFW, and it’s pretty much about random things that come to our heads.  Take a look and leave some feedback, we’re open to it.

11 Responses to “Hump Day”

  1. i like to compare Hillis to He-Man, because when he does that flex after he scores, he looks like he has the power… OF GRAYYYY SKULLLLLLL!

  2. i have a nice dilemma, want to help? i know wookster will bite on this, even though he already “co-runs” the team…

    here is my roster in my other league, tell me who i should start…

    Mike Vick
    Ben Roethlisberger (ashamed i know how to spell that)
    Brandon Marshall
    Megatron
    Anquan Boldin
    Mike Williams (the florida version)
    Santonio Holmes
    Hillis
    Chris Johnson
    Fred Jackson
    Keiland Williams
    Antonio Gates
    Tony Moaeki
    Pit Def
    Ari Def
    and Carpenter is the kicker

    standard roster, 1 qb, 2rb, 2 wr, 1 te, 2 flex, def and K
    whatcha think?

  3. QB Vick
    RB Chris Johnson
    RB Hillis
    WR Megatron
    WR Holmes (HOU has terrible pass D)
    TE Moaeki (if Gates is still hurt–sounds like he will be)
    W/R Tough call on Jackson/Boldin…Boldin has CAR and they really suck, but then again you know what I told you about Jackson last week…sorry buddy, i’ll let GWCS take this one
    PIT

  4. i stay trying to upgrade with packages that absolutely benefit the other guy, but i get no answers, i dont even get rejected it just friggin sits there all week, pyssin me awf

  5. also, you only listed one flex spot, ya idiot!

  6. whoopsies!

    I guess that flex isn’t too tough to call then…Jax and Boldin obviously. Were you just wondering if you should start Ben over Vick? I really don’t see why you’d have any questions.

  7. Bill – that is the STATRACKER view which is the last tab on the right. Its actually pretty sweet.. it updates matchups and standings in real time and you can switch between all your teams. You arent ever home on sunday during games though.

  8. Tom – roll with whay you have. Like I said in th etext though… i like Holmes and M. Will (south) over Marshall. He has been a huge disapointment. If vick can stay healthy I dont think it matters what playoff seed you have… i like your chances. It helps that you had a good core to start with (wink wink) and I do think i recommended Vick (when kolb got hurt), Hillis, and Mike Will. If trades just sit there chances are they arent going to reply. It is frustrating but some people just wont make trades b/c they’re lame-oos.

  9. kolb goes down, pick up his backup, no brainer flick knuckle….

    i consulted the williams pickup

    and hillis was also a no brainer CUZ HES A HOME TEAMER AND YOU GOTTA LOVE THOOOOOOSE!

  10. heres a question, if gates is out, do i pick up mcmichal his backup or roll with mook face? mcmichael put up 14 last game gates missed…

  11. Im not sold on McMichael… dude is way past his prime and was only average when he was in his prime. Pick up Boss or Pettigrew if they are available… if not roll with maoeki

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